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| Time to Have a Baby? |
Riding home in a taxi at 9:30 on a Wednesday night, I knew I was in trouble when I heard a voicemail message from Emily saying she'd forgotten her keys and would be waiting for me at the Starbucks near our apartment. What I didn't know was how much trouble.Sweeping into the coffee shop, I offered the breeziest of apologies. Emily was not charmed. I've been waiting here for two hours, she fumed.
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| Parenting Techniques - Say No |
While we say it with relative ease in most areas of our lives No, we dont have a position available at this time, No, this is not a good time for me to talk, and No, I dont want to go to the gym, when it comes to our kids, the word just doesnt roll off the tongue with as much ease. Paula Spencer, the author of Momfidence: An Oreo Never Killed Anyone and Other Secrets of Happier Parenting (Three Rivers, 2006), says learning to say the two-letter word with gusto is easier than you might think. |
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| Travel with Kids |
There is never a dull moment when you vacation with a two-year-old. And there are always such wonderfully fun lessons to be learned, as well. For instance, we allocated the first day of our family vacation to the zoo. God allocated that same day to watering his plants. OK, so it was not quite rain. I mean, it was hardly worth the embarrassment of losing another fruitless struggle with that rusty old umbrella. |
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| Managing Work and Fatherhood |
Most guys tend to think that they will be able to handle parenthood without too much stress or aggravation. It's the wife that has to go through all of the discomfort of pregnancy and childbirth, right? But once the realities of being awakened every hour and a half by a crying baby, the endless visits from family and friends, the easy slippage into exhausted bickering with your partner, and the very real and very intense anxiety about not doing anything terribly wrong to your newborn all set in, your tune will change. |
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| Sex and Pregnancy |
Like many other first time fathers (and first time mothers, for that matter) you are probably wondering how pregnancy will affect your sex life. The good news is that sex is safe during ALL stages of pregnancy. The bad news is that, as the pregnancy progresses, the big bulge your partner is carrying in her tummy, her hemorrhoids (!) and her swelling may put a damper on what used to be a sex life.
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| Top 10 Baby Boy Names 2010 |
Choosing a baby name is not an easy task. Expectant parents can expect to spend most of their 9 1/2 months of pregnancy deliberating over this name or that name. Some parents find it helpful to look back at a previous year to find what name was most popular. Here are the top 10 baby boy names for 2010.
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